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Wednesday, May 04, 2005

I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman

Matrona 1: "Hey sister hanap mo naman ako ng cutie na guy. Tagal na ko di nakikipag-date. Plus, enjoy pag may free dinner. Nabubulok na ang beauty ko kaka-guy spotting."
Matrona 2: "Sure! May kilala ko na guy sobrang cute! Single pa! Here, dala ko pic niya, crush ko din toh before eh."
Matrona 1 checks out pic.
Matrona 1: "Huwaw! I like! *giggles*

Next day.

Matrona 2: "Sister, I want you to meet Jo."
Shake hands.
Cutie guy (talks to Matrona 1): "Miss, sigurado ka wala kang bf sa ganda mong yan? "
Matrona 1 blushes.
Matrona 1: "Wala akong bf pero may gusto akong guy. Cute siya. Kaso hindi ko alam kung interesado siya eh. *giggles* Uhm, single ka ba?"
Cutie guy: "Oo naman! Single and searching."
Matrona 1 giggles to the max.

Hot guy wearing a white muscle shirt passes by.

Cutie guy (giggles): "Sisters, I have to go. Type ko siya. (points to hot guy in muscle shirt) Next time nalang tayo magchikahan darlings ah. Nga pala, next time call me Joanna nalang."

Cutie guy confidently walks away swaying his hips and smiling like a young girl in love.

(Fiction)

6:03 PM


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